Guess what kids...Monsters aren't real!..GO IRISH!

As parents we've all had "that" talk..

NO!!!...not "THAT" talk..The talk about "monsters".

The talk that no matter what you see on TV, or 

read in books, monsters are just not real!

Well the talking heads this week have been in 

going crazy trying to create a monster that's 

just not real!

That monster?

STANFORD

The mighty Tree....or Cardinal..or whatever the 

hell they are calling themselves these days!

Well guess what folks...HARBAUGH is in San Fran!

This is not your fathers Oldsmobile!

Now look I get it with your little "act" your bit of

"tom foolery" so to speak..The epic:

PRETENDER

or 

CONTENDER

Well guess what folks...ND hasn't struggled with 

it's cupcakes!

You can hate and deny the progress Notre Dame has 

made on the field...You can say "look what Bama did to them" 

..."They didn't deserve to be in that game!"

So..you hold LSU to nothing, and push them 

around....still a "CONTENDER"!

You destroy the Buckeyes TWICE and 

they are still "DESERVING"!

You can get beat TWO years in a row,

by an UNRANKED Arizona and your

still a "Mighty Duck" ? 

Saban get's ass raped by OU and they

"Didn't really want to be there!"

And we are the "pretenders"...Welcome to the

world of double standards!

That's why the old Damefan is here to interject 

with some REAL research and knowledge!

So let's break down some numbers!

STANFORD:

They've played the 65th 

Strength of Schedule!

They've played 4 games!

2 cupcakes!

1 UNRANKED struggle!

1 LOSS!

Let's talk about the cupcakes...Which is 

where 90% of the "monster" stats come from!

They beat UC Davis...The fighting..uh Mailmen? 

They did what anyone else would have done to 

them...They beat the hell outta them 45 to ZIP!

Rushed for 150 yards

Passed for 312

On to USC

Now I'll be the first to tell you they got 

jobbed vs the Trojans!

A "cut block" call cost them the TD that would 

have won them the game..But the bottom line 

is, they couldn't score!

USC held them to 10 pts?

UNRANKED Boston College didn't seem 

to have that issue? 

On to ARMY!....

Yeah..the 1-3 Army, that just lost to YALE!!

Now...two shutouts?
UC Davis and Army?

Really?

Then comes a night game at oh..no!

WASHINGTON

Cause that's a "tough place to play" unless

it's ND playing there...Then it's not!

The "mighty" Washington D held them to 

ONE TD in the 2nd half and lost by 7!

UNRANKED WASHINGTON!

The same Washington that Eastern Washington 

scored 52 points on!

So Eastern Washington was able to score

32 more points than STANFORD???

Yet...Stanford is a CONTENDER 

And ND who's won by taking a knee in almost every 

game by a margin of victory of over two TDs per game is

a "PRETENDER" ? 

Stanford has played one good team...and LOST!

So...Thanks Army and UC Davis for our 

#1 scoring Defense ranking!

Thanks USC for being OVERRATED and

making that loss look respectable!

Thanks Washington for SUDDENLY being 

someone?...Even though you almost lost

to HAWAII!!!

17-16

This MONSTER is not real!

STANFORD:

118th in RED ZONE SCORING

ND-14th 

Not even top 50 in turn over margin!

ND-16th

78th in scoring offense!

ND-47th averaging over 35 pts per game!

This is a classic case of....Sorry boys you've not

watched the games! 

This dog can't hunt!

So Griese...Time to start drinking again!

Cause sober your not very good at breaking 

down big games!

Bottom line is it's time for Notre Dame to 

demand respect and...
TAKE IT!

It's time to
TAKE

it's place in the college football

landscape!

It's time to
TAKE IT

it to the Stanford team and 

SHUT THE TALKING HEADS
THE F UP!

You want respect?

You want them to know who you are?

WIN!

GO IRISH AND GOD BLESS!