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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Translation?....Relax....it's all taken care of!....GO IRISH!

Look I know using Bush as an image for being confused 
is like throwing Bonds an underhand slow pitch in his 
prime...but hey..He always looked confused!...

This is how the average Notre Dame fan was after Coach 
Kelly's press conference this past Friday!....

Coach Kelly is a pro at "Coach Speak" 
We got issues here....we look decent there!....etc...

The only part of the press conference that made complete
and utter sense....meaning he screwed up and said it...
"Teams are not going to be able to run the ball on us!"...
FACT!

Our D line is gonna be an IRISH IRON CURTAIN!

Now...throwing the ball on us?....That's another topic...
I know one thing, you better get rid of it fast!...
Don't think your gonna have all day to look
 for the open man..

A few things have popped out to me between conversations 
with coaches and some info I got here and there...

1. KaiVarae Russell
Many thought he was recruited as a running back 
but on the contrary, he was recruited as an "athlete"

Certain things can't be taught...from the small amount I saw
he was very smooth and always had his head towards the 
QB...very fast and physical...very AWARE of his 
surroundings!...and it got the coaches attention...
Look, he's not doing anything this year....but he has
 very bright future...

2.I thought Fleming was at San Fran?

ROMEO OKWARA!....remember the name...
This kid looks like an upperclassmen right now!....
He's a truck!... When this pic first popped up I thought they 
screwed up and put a picture of Fleming from camp 
last year!....This kid was a STEAL!...the coaches love 
him...he's smart...fast and very strong!...
He's gonna be great!...write that down!

3. SPEED!
When you saw the word "SPEED" you were 
thinking Neal weren't you?...We'll get to him...
The thing that jumps out to me is the AMOUNT of 
speed that this team has...and at a wide array of 
positions...from the TANKS of Louis Nix and Sheldon Day 
who are about as fast as your gonna find at that position...to
the wide receivers, with Toma who by far has the 
best transition to the catch of any receiver I've seen 
in forever....and yeah including Michael Floyd....
Toma does things they teach you in the NFL!...
Toma will show his abilities more this season with 
a QB that can extend plays...when a play breaks 
down and Golson breaks the pocket...is when
Toma gets dangerous!

But the influx of young speed is very exciting!...
Will Mahone...this kid it considered by most scouts 
to be the best running back in the state of Ohio...and I can 
see why...Catches the ball out of the backfield...
flows through traffic while staying North and South...and 
is a good 5'11 and 220...He's gonna be nasty!

4. INTANGIBLES

DAVONTE NEAL
&

CHRIS BROWN

1st. Neal:
This kid is a threat EVERY TIME he touches the ball...
He is a safety blanket for Everette Golson....He is a 5 yard
screen that can go 80 yards to the house type potential!
 You line him up he's gonna draw attention...What this translates to is 
whether he touches the ball or not...he's making an impact.
Eifert....Toma...Neal....Daniels....Jones...I thought 
we were worried about our WR's?...

2nd. Brown:
I've NEVER heard a kids name SO much as I've heard 
the name "Chris Brown"...from coaches...players....
equipment guys watching practice...etc...
This kid is WAY special!...Ohio $tate's Urban Meyer 
tried with all his might to get his attention at 
seasons end last year...but he is IRISH and 
 ready for big things...I think he will see the field!

Speed...energy...skill and the determination to 
win is what I've seen so far outta Brian Kelly and 
his staff and players!...

They have weeded out the weak parts of the coaching 
staff...made HUGE upgrades in who they hired...
And are currently recruiting as well as ANYONE in the 
country to reload the shelves!...



My point is JUST RELAX...
Give the man a chance
to build a monster and I'm sure you'll find that...

Now on to our 
DOUCHEBAG of the WEEK AWARD!

This is the first week where we have JOINT winners...
1st:

Our favorite Used Car Salesman...Colin Cowherd!
He said last week that ND can't compete anymore....
Academics etc...it's too hard at Notre Dame!

But about 3 weeks ago when conference re-alignment was 
all the rage...he had a HUGE segment about how ND would 
be forced to join a conference because nobody would 
want to schedule such a TOUGH out of conference game!...

So....we can't compete...but anyone would look at us as a 
"tough" out of conference game and not wanna chance
a loss?...

Stop double talking Colin...I actually enjoy you...realize you dont' have 
to say stupid things to get listeners anymore...you've made 
it to the big time...let the little radio Common Man and the Bore
 antics go!...you're better than that!...

Joint winner?
 ALL YOU FANS that freak out over what 
this idiot has to say...and not realize that he 
flip flops more than a presidential candidate!...
He's getting paid to piss you off!...LOL

Until then...GO IRISH and GOD BLESS!...



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