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Friday, August 17, 2012

HEY YOU KIDS!....GET OFF MY GRASS!...

There's a saying I use and have loved for years!...
It applies to life, sports...relationships, spirituality 
and most important...
PERCEPTION!...


The saying goes...
"You're either GROWING....or 
You're DYING...there is NO 
third direction!..."

So to kids today....

You're either current and HOT....
                                        Or you're dated and NOT!....


What this means is either you're getting BETTER?
Or you're getting WORSE?...

But those are your only two directions in life!...
Anyone who disagrees go take a LONG LOOK 
in the mirror today!....

There is room for 
improvement everywhere!....Even me!...Really!...

Hard to believe isn't it?...but even the  
greats can improve!....

Here's my point...

On the field last season I saw a team that was 
GROWING in certain areas...and dying 
in others...

Defensive line play?...GROWING
Linebacker play?...GROWING
Safety play?...GROWING
Kick return?...GROWING

DB play?...well depends on the game!...

Offensive line play?...dying=new coach!
QB play?....dying=new coach and QB!
Punt return?...DEAD...=new returners!

Running back play?...GROWING
WR play?....GROWING
TE play?...GROWING  

Recruiting?....GROWING!
But this is a new world now!...

You are either getting current or getting old!

This is not 1930 anymore!...this is a NEW 
college football universe and Kelly 
(like it or not) is getting this program 
up to speed!...

This is a different generation!....we have to 
continue to evolve ON and OFF the field!

On the field:
Spread'em out...and up the tempo!
(you'll see this WAY more this season!)

Defensive lineman?...Really?...been a while!

Popping guy's into the NFL....elite guys!

Elite recruits with SPEED!

Opening the cabinet and shelving talent!....
-number 1 QB in the country=RED SHIRT!

Music to get the gray hairs to 
STOP WANTING TO COME to games!...

and...
SWAG!

How many Dr.s have you seen operate in 
bermuda shorts?

Or attorneys go to court in sweat pants?

Or O$U players in orange jump suits....wait... never mind!

You have to be CURRENT...like it or not!
This is an instant gratification type of society!...

Kids make choices for DUMB reasons!..
It's like picking grapes and finding a GREEN-BERRY!
(get it?) 

Let's not let "Notre Dame is TOO traditional!" 
be one of them!...

This team is on the verge of greatness!....RIGHT NOW!...

Sure we got issues!...

Our D-secondary is young at corner!...and?...

Our schedule is BRUTAL...and?...

We have a new starting QB...and?...

SO WHAT!...
WE ARE NOTRE DAME...

We are the Alpha and Omega!...

The beginning and the end!....Without Notre Dame
college football would have been NOTHING!

Notre Dame has been and always will be the 
center of the COLLGE FOOTBALL UNIVERSE!

Just mention 2007 in a college football conversation
 and you'll hear....
"Who won the National Championship that year?"
Then..
"wait...that's the year ND went 3-9!"

We SUCKED and that's all anyone talked about!...

WE WIN=NEWS
WE LOSE=NEWS

Which brings me to the point at hand....

EXTRA SPECIAL DOUCHEBAG 
OF THE YEAR AWARD!...
yeah...Douchebag of the YEAR!
Brought to you by the ENTIRE 
Jameson Irish Whisky Distillery! 

Now that this is a special award, we chose to have the distillery
be the sponsor, that way EVERYONE in the world 
can raise their glasses at one time and say...

"RICK REILLY IS A JEALOUS DOUCHEBAG!"


Rick...you uneducated moron!....
Quick lesson for ya...

rel·e·vance

  [rel-uh-vuhns] 
noun
the condition of being relevant or connected with the 
matter at hand: to be covered 
or coveted=The company was always in the news. 

Now I'll start with ANY person that is still bitter that 
their DAD flunked outta ND at your age...is just sad!...

I was wondering about the timing of the article until I saw this:


You talking about us you bitter jealous idiot!...makes us relevant!..

Our play on the field this season....?

We win 10...WE ARE NEWS!

We lose 10...WE ARE NEWS!

So win or lose...Notre Dame is ALWAYS relevant!...

So enjoy the next few weeks until kick off and remember!....




GOD BLESS and GO IRISH!








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