Short but sweet!....I HATE THE TROJANS!....

It is what it is...

I HATE THE TROJANS!...

It's the team....Plain as day...it's the team...

I found myself rooting for Pete Carroll at Seattle...

I rooted for Reggie Bush vs the Kardashians...

I found it funny when Carson Palmer would FIRE UP the O$U fan base when they took their back to back spankings to USC....

Plain and simple...

I HATE USC....I HATE THE TROJANS!...

I gotta say I hate the uniforms....the clearly homosexual

 (not that it's bad!) 

mascot.... 

The cheerleaders....?

OK....I like the cheerleaders...

BUT I HATE THE TEAM!

Now let's talk about their fearless and should I say "mindless" leader....but first let's recognize his only real accomplishment...

MRS. LAME KIFFEN?

Really?... How did this happen?... she clearly has a weakness for the disabled...

Somewhere...at some time there was a moment of weakness....and he's got the pictures!...
NO WAY A WOMAN THIS HOT marries Lane Kiffen without blackmail!

Moving on...

DOUCHE BAG ALERT....

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Mr. Highlights....the wiener himself...

Kirk Herbstriet

 This week Kirk, in his obvious wisdom, chose to criticize the Notre Dame Defense....saying:

"With 15 sacks on the year....They just don't get pressure on the QB!"

OHIO STATE

WISCONSIN

ALABAMA

LSU

BOISE STATE

AUBURN

MICHIGAN...should I continue the list?

This is just a small list of schools that have LESS SACKS

 than Notre Dame!...

Hum....curious?...Me too!

Herbie must not watch the games because if he did he'd realize that Notre Dame's defense "other than 1 quarter of meltdown" has been 

PLAYING LIGHTS OUT ALL SEASON!

Now his second stat really made me laugh....

Barkley and Company would be so hard to stop?

USC is 5-1...With HUGE wins of:

2 point win over the winless and dominant Minnesota...?

They beat Utah by 9....who hasn't?

Arizona...who is 1-4, and just fired their coach, hung 425 yards of passing on them!...

and USC escaped with a big 7 point win...

Cal did most of the work for them with 5 turnovers...

 Arizona State just treated them like an inbred in West Virginia...crushing them 43-21!

So what am I missing...their balanced attack?... 

Their leading rusher has less yards on the year than our 2nd string running back!...

Their "NFL" QB only completes 2% more passes and only has 198 more yards on the year..with 15 more attempts....and by the way...only 2 more TDs than 

Tommy Rees who got NO MENTION!...

You can hype up the TROJANS all you want....but all I care about is seeing that A$$hole's face again this year with that stupid....

"How did I get here" 

look!...

So with less than 48 hours to wait...cherish the time leading to this match up....

Go get your favorite game day goodies...and settle in to your lazy boy...

Because if you want a statement win....You might just get it 

Saturday night in South Bend! 

Oh...and if you're in attendance....

Your finally gonna see GOLD HELMETS!...

And come third down....GET ON YOUR FEET...

for the first time EVER...the crowd is...

 ABOUT TO GET CRUNK WITH IT!...

GO IRISH and GOD BLESS!

BEAT TROJANS!